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Project Northwoods Audio Book

Hello, you lucky so-and-so. Click on the links below to find your way to my melodious voice crooning its way through exciting adventures of heroes, villains, and punching. (WARNING: voice may not be melodious)

You are free to download the .mp3 version of the chapters. I hope it keeps you company and treasures you like you should be treasured. As always, however, I take no responsibility for your computer bursting into flames, screaming into the evening about the "Dark Ones," or any other computer malady that may result from your escapades on my side of the Internet.

Part One

Prologue
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve